Secret Santa Gifts Under $25 for Finance & Office People
The office gift exchange has a $25 limit and a 100% chance of someone bringing a scented candle with no jokes on it. Don’t be that line item. These are funny, useful-enough gifts for accountants, analysts, bosses and anyone who has ever said “per my last email” out loud.
🎄 Mix & match any 3 ornaments for $39.99, applied automatically, no code. Plus free US shipping on orders of $35+.
Under $15
Live or Die by KPIs Sticker
$6.95
Stocking stuffer for the laptop that runs the forecast.
World’s Worst Boss Koozie
$12.95
The white-elephant gift under $15 that keeps drinks cold and reputations colder.
Under $20
I Survived Q4 2026 Ornament
$16.95
Front: I SURVIVED Q4 2026. Back: Q1 GOALS: STILL PENDING.
Books Closed FY2026 Ornament
$16.95
The only reconciliation that ties out on the first try.
World’s Okayest Boss 2026 Ornament
$16.95
Performance rating: meets expectations. Festively.
“Bro, Are You Okay? It’s Q4” Mug
$19.95
For the colleague whose Q1 goals are still in draft.
Live or Die by KPIs Mouse Pad
$19.95
Desk motivation for the dashboard-obsessed.
Under $25
“That Wasn’t Very Data-Driven of You” Mug
$20.95
Passive-aggressive feedback, now dishwasher safe.
World’s Worst Boss Mug
from $21.95
Gets stolen at every white elephant. Give it to a boss who can take a joke.
BDE: Big “Data” Energy Enamel Mug
$23.95
For the analyst with main-character pivot-table energy.
Out of Bandwidth, Send Help Enamel Mug
$23.95
Busy-season survival gear.
“Not Very Data-Driven of You” Soy Candle
$24.95
Something cozy for the person who wrote the variance commentary.
BDE Foam Trucker Hat
$24.95
Big “Data” Energy for the weekend.
Over budget? Split it with the team
- Corporate Translation Desk Mat ($35.95, ships free): the group gift for the manager who “circles back.”
- Fa La La EBITDA Sweatshirt (from $39.95, ships free): wins the ugly sweater contest, no knitting required.
- All three ornaments for $39.99: one gift for the whole finance team’s tree (ships free).
Good to know
- Where do you ship?
- Addresses in the United States. Standard shipping is free on orders of $35 or more.
- How long does it take?
- Every item is made to order, so allow about 5–9 business days from order to doorstep. November and December can run longer, so order early for the office party. See our shipping policy.
- What if something arrives damaged or misprinted?
- We’ll replace it or refund it. Details in our refund policy.
- Can’t decide?
- A CLUB EBITDA gift card lets them pick their own joke.