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This mug, emblazoned with "that's not very data-driven of you," is your snarky sidekick for those meetings where gut feelings try to gatecrash the grown-up table. It’s for the spreadsheet savant who smirks when someone suggests “going with their instincts” while the real MVPs are busy crunching the numbers that actually move the needle.
Perfect for sipping through the sermon of buzzword bishops who preach “vision” but dodge the dashboard, this cup is your subtle jab at the jargon parade. Raise it high when the room needs a reminder: real decisions don’t run on vibes, they ride on data.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Perfect for sipping through the sermon of buzzword bishops who preach “vision” but dodge the dashboard, this cup is your subtle jab at the jargon parade. Raise it high when the room needs a reminder: real decisions don’t run on vibes, they ride on data.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!