The finance bro mug for the guy who's been "heads-down on high-impact initiatives" since January while the same three tickets marinate in "In Progress." Printed in merciless black letters: "Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals."

Hold it during the next all-hands like a mirror nobody asked for, while leadership toasts to "strong pipeline velocity."

Gift it for: the finance bro or banker on your Secret Santa list (11 oz fits a $25 limit), Q4 close survivors, a team gift for the deal team, or white elephant.

Details

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.