White mouse pad reading Live or Die by KPI's, front view

LIVE OR DIE BY KPI'S Mouse Pad

$19.95
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White mouse pad reading Live or Die by KPI's, front view

LIVE OR DIE BY KPI'S Mouse Pad

$19.95
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Order by Dec 9 for Christmas delivery (standard US shipping).

A funny desk gift for the professional who clicks through cascades of "actionable insights": Live or Die BY KPI's. A silent ally in the war against woolly objectives.

The foundation for your next "deep dive," where hovering over a hyperlink feels like a high-stakes showdown.

Gift it for: Secret Santa under $20, a new hire's desk, a work-from-home setup, or white elephant.

Details

  • Soft polyester surface
  • Natural rubber base
  • Rounded edges
  • 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
  • Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)

Size guide (inches)

WIDTH (inches) HEIGHT (inches) THICKNESS (inches)
8.7"x7.1" 8 ⅝ 7 ⅛ ⅛

Keep out of direct sunlight to prevent fading.

Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.

Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails