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Sporting the sly, all-lowercase quip "that's not very data-driven of you," this t-shirt is your wardrobe's witty comeback to the corporate cowboys riding on vibes instead of stats. It’s for the spreadsheet sorcerer who raises an eyebrow when “intuition” tries to steal the spotlight from solid metrics, all while keeping your cool in the chaos of cliché-driven meetings.
Wear it to gently roast the jargon juggernauts who toss around “gut calls” like confetti, knowing your quiet confidence in cold, hard data speaks louder than any buzzword blitz. Perfect for the office rebel who lets their shirt shade the shaky strategies.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Wear it to gently roast the jargon juggernauts who toss around “gut calls” like confetti, knowing your quiet confidence in cold, hard data speaks louder than any buzzword blitz. Perfect for the office rebel who lets their shirt shade the shaky strategies.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
