"that wasn't very data-driven of you" Scented Soy Candle
$24.95
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"that wasn't very data-driven of you" Scented Soy Candle
$24.95
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Order by Dec 9 for Christmas delivery (standard US shipping).
A funny candle gift for the number-cruncher who smirks when someone pitches "gut instinct" over hard stats: "that wasn't very data-driven of you."
Light it during late-night data dives, or when the corporate choir sings another hollow hymn of "synergy." Clarity burns brightest when it's backed by facts. It's scented with White Sage and Lavender: soft, clean and calming.
Gift it for: Secret Santa under $25, data analysts, a coworker's desk, or white elephant.
Details
- 100% natural soy wax
- 100% cotton wick
- Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
- Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
- Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
- Burns for 50–60 hours
Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.
