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etched with the sly whisper of "that's not very data-driven of you," this scented candle casts a soft glow on the absurdity of hunch-heavy meetings. it’s for the number-crunching maverick who smirks when someone pitches “gut instinct” over hard stats, quietly knowing the real power lies in the pivot table.
light it during those late-night data dives or when the corporate choir sings hollow hymns of “synergy.” its subtle flicker throws shade at the buzzword brigade, reminding everyone that true clarity burns brightest when backed by cold, hard facts.
Soft, clean, and calming. This soy candle fills the room with its unforgettable fragrance. It comes in a smooth glass jar that fits any space—perfect for gifting or winding down.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
light it during those late-night data dives or when the corporate choir sings hollow hymns of “synergy.” its subtle flicker throws shade at the buzzword brigade, reminding everyone that true clarity burns brightest when backed by cold, hard facts.
Soft, clean, and calming. This soy candle fills the room with its unforgettable fragrance. It comes in a smooth glass jar that fits any space—perfect for gifting or winding down.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
