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Holiday gift guide 2026

Gifts for the meeting that should have been an email.

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I Survived Q4 2026 Christmas ornament, front: cream round metal ornament reading I SURVIVED Q4 2026 with a small red bar chart, red ribbonI Survived Q4 2026 · $16.95Books Closed FY2026 Christmas ornament, front: cream round metal ornament reading BOOKS: CLOSED FY2026 with a red checkmark and small bar chart, red ribbonBooks Closed FY2026 · $16.95World's Okayest Boss 2026 Christmas ornament, front: cream round metal ornament reading WORLD'S OKAYEST BOSS 2026 with a red award ribbon icon, red ribbonWorld's Okayest Boss 2026 · $16.95

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World's Worst Boss white neoprene can koozie, Regular 12 oz, front view
$12.95World's Worst Boss Koozie
White ceramic mug with black inside and handle reading Let's Take This OFFLINE, 11 oz, right side
From $20.95Let's Take This OFFLINE Coffee Mug with Color Inside
White enamel mug with silver rim reading out of bandwidth. send help., right side
$23.95out of bandwidth. send help. Enamel Mug
White glossy coffee mug reading Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals, 11 oz, held by a woman
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Black glossy coffee mug reading that wasn't very data-driven of you, 11 oz, handle on right
From $20.95"that wasn't very data-driven of you" Black Coffee Mug
White mouse pad reading Live or Die by KPI's, front view
$19.95LIVE OR DIE BY KPI'S Mouse Pad
Black BDE Big Data Energy foam trucker hat, front view
$24.95BDE - Big "Data" Energy Foam Trucker Hat
Soy candle in a glass jar with label reading that wasn't very data-driven of you, front view
$24.95"that wasn't very data-driven of you" Scented Soy Candle

For the boss (or the boss in your head)

World's Okayest Boss 20 oz white ceramic coffee mug, handle on right
$25.95World's Okayest Boss Coffee Mug
Fa La La EBITDA Christmas sweatshirt, Black, front: faux-knit print reading FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA EBITDA in cream, red and gold with a bar-chart Christmas tree
From $39.95Fa La La EBITDA Christmas Sweatshirt
Corporate Translation desk mat, 12 x 22 in: white spreadsheet-style print titled CORPORATE → ENGLISH with WHAT THEY SAY and WHAT THEY MEAN columns, a red =SUM(PATIENCE) #REF! cell and a black edge
$35.95Corporate Translation Desk Mat
Black pullover hoodie reading that wasn't very data-driven of you, front view
From $46.95"that wasn't very data-driven of you" Hoodie

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I Survived Q4 2026 Christmas ornament, front: cream round metal ornament reading I SURVIVED Q4 2026 with a small red bar chart, red ribbon I Survived Q4 2026 Christmas Ornament
$16.95
Books Closed FY2026 Christmas ornament, front: cream round metal ornament reading BOOKS: CLOSED FY2026 with a red checkmark and small bar chart, red ribbon Books Closed FY2026 Christmas Ornament
$16.95
World's Okayest Boss 2026 Christmas ornament, front: cream round metal ornament reading WORLD'S OKAYEST BOSS 2026 with a red award ribbon icon, red ribbon World's Okayest Boss 2026 Christmas Ornament
$16.95

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World's Worst Boss white neoprene can koozie, Regular 12 oz, front view World's Worst Boss Koozie (Can Cooler)
$12.95
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I Survived Q4 2026 Christmas ornament, front: cream round metal ornament reading I SURVIVED Q4 2026 with a small red bar chart, red ribbon I Survived Q4 2026 Christmas Ornament
$16.95
White glossy coffee mug reading Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals, 11 oz, held by a woman Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals. Coffee Mug
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White ceramic mug with black inside and handle reading Let's Take This OFFLINE, 11 oz, right side Let's Take This OFFLINE Coffee Mug with Color Inside
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White mouse pad reading Live or Die by KPI's, front view LIVE OR DIE BY KPI'S Mouse Pad
$19.95
World's Worst Boss white ceramic coffee mug, 20 oz, on a desk in an office World's Worst Boss Coffee Mug
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11 oz white mug with yellow inside reading i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me., left side i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me. Coffee Mug (11 oz)
$20.95
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