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Draped in the sly mantra "that's not very data-driven of you," this hoodie is your go-to for throwing shade at the office oracles who lean on hunches over hard numbers. It’s for the analytics aficionado who smirks through meetings where “let’s circle back” overshadows actual insights, wrapping you in cozy defiance against the dogma of dodgy directives.
Perfect for those chilly boardroom battles or late-night number-crunching sessions, it’s your wearable wink at the buzzword barons, proving you’re armed with stats and ready to outshine their shaky strategies with every snug step.
Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Perfect for those chilly boardroom battles or late-night number-crunching sessions, it’s your wearable wink at the buzzword barons, proving you’re armed with stats and ready to outshine their shaky strategies with every snug step.
Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
