Live or Die by KPI's embroidered dad hat, Black, front view

LIVE OR DIE BY KPI'S Dad Hat

Black
$29.95
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Live or Die by KPI's embroidered dad hat, Black, front view

LIVE OR DIE BY KPI'S Dad Hat

$29.95
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Order by Dec 9 for Christmas delivery (standard US shipping).

An embroidered dad hat for the arena of cubicle warfare, where worth is measured in spreadsheets: Live or Die BY KPI's. A low-profile battle cry for the metrics-savvy (not metric-enslaved).

Wear it to the water cooler and watch the passive-aggressive nods multiply. Survive the grind, one KPI at a time.

Gift it for: Boss's Day, finance bros, sales leaders, golf days with the team, or Christmas.

Details

  • 100% chino cotton twill
  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
  • 6 embroidered eyelets
  • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
  • Adjustable strap with antique buckle
  • Imported (cap made in Vietnam or Bangladesh)

Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.

Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails