i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me. Scented soy candle
Apple Harvest
$16.00
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i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me. Scented soy candle
This candle, etched with "i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me.," casts a subtle glow on the office enigma who lets the loudest voices lecture about "leveraging learnings" while you orchestrate outcomes from the shadows. It’s for the understated strategist who smiles at "circle-the-wagons" clichés, knowing your quiet calculations eclipse their cacophony of catchphrases.
Light it during late-night plotting sessions or as a silent sentinel in the sea of "synergy summits," its flame a flickering reminder that the real power players don’t need to announce their arrival – they just let the results do the talking.
Soft, clean, and calming. This soy candle fills the room with its unforgettable fragrance. It comes in a smooth glass jar that fits any space—perfect for gifting or winding down.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
This candle, etched with "i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me.," casts a subtle glow on the office enigma who lets the loudest voices lecture about "leveraging learnings" while you orchestrate outcomes from the shadows. It’s for the understated strategist who smiles at "circle-the-wagons" clichés, knowing your quiet calculations eclipse their cacophony of catchphrases.
Light it during late-night plotting sessions or as a silent sentinel in the sea of "synergy summits," its flame a flickering reminder that the real power players don’t need to announce their arrival – they just let the results do the talking.
Soft, clean, and calming. This soy candle fills the room with its unforgettable fragrance. It comes in a smooth glass jar that fits any space—perfect for gifting or winding down.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
