i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me. soy candle, Apple Harvest, front view

i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me. Scented Soy Candle

Apple Harvest
$24.95
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Order by Dec 9 for Christmas delivery (standard US shipping).

A funny candle gift for the office enigma: "i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me." For the quiet strategist who lets the loudest voices lecture about "leveraging learnings" while they orchestrate the outcomes from the shadows.

Light it during late-night plotting sessions. Choose from eight scents, from Christmas Warmth to Sea Salt and Orchid, or go unscented.

Gift it for: Secret Santa under $25, a desk-mate who's smarter than the org chart, a new-job gift, or a coworker who's impossible to shop for.

Details

  • 100% natural soy wax
  • 100% cotton wick
  • Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
  • Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
  • Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
  • Burns for 50–60 hours

Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.

Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails