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I Accidentally Became Important at Work and Now It's Ruining My Life Unisex Sweatshirt
This unisex sweatshirt, stamped with "I accidentally became important at work and now it's ruining my life," is the perfect lament for those who tripped into the limelight only to find it’s a labyrinth of endless meetings and meaningless memos. It’s for the reluctant riser who now fields “action items” from execs who excel at empty platitudes, trading quiet cubicle days for a spotlight that stings.
Wear it as your cozy confession during those late-night strategy sessions or as a sarcastic salute to the suits who think “synergy” solves everything. This sweatshirt turns your accidental ascent into a badge of honor – or at least a good laugh amid the ruins of your former freedom.
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This unisex sweatshirt, stamped with "I accidentally became important at work and now it's ruining my life," is the perfect lament for those who tripped into the limelight only to find it’s a labyrinth of endless meetings and meaningless memos. It’s for the reluctant riser who now fields “action items” from execs who excel at empty platitudes, trading quiet cubicle days for a spotlight that stings.
Wear it as your cozy confession during those late-night strategy sessions or as a sarcastic salute to the suits who think “synergy” solves everything. This sweatshirt turns your accidental ascent into a badge of honor – or at least a good laugh amid the ruins of your former freedom.
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
