The funny promotion gift for anyone who tripped into the top tier and found a parade of pointless presentations: "I accidentally became important at work and now it's ruining my life." For the unwitting VIP drowning in "priority escalations."

Our heavier, premium fleece version: a plush protest against the prestige trap, ideal for late-night reviews.

Gift it for: a new manager or VP, Boss's Day, a promotion or new-job celebration, or the friend who can't stop saying "I'm slammed."

Details

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Imported (garment made in Pakistan)

Runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than usual.

Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.