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I Accidentally Became Important at Work and Now It's Ruining My Life Premium Unisex Sweatshirt
This premium unisex sweatshirt, boldly emblazoned with "I accidentally became important at work and now it's ruining my life," is the ultimate nod to those who tripped into the top tier only to find it’s a parade of pointless presentations and pompous pontifications. It’s for the unwitting VIP now drowning in “priority escalations” from leaders who lean on buzzwords like “disruption” while dodging real decisions.
Wear it as your plush protest against the prestige trap, perfect for lounging through late-night reviews or smirking at the suits who think “thought leadership” is a substitute for actual work. This upgraded ode to your accidental ascent turns corporate chaos into a cozy, comical crown.
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This premium unisex sweatshirt, boldly emblazoned with "I accidentally became important at work and now it's ruining my life," is the ultimate nod to those who tripped into the top tier only to find it’s a parade of pointless presentations and pompous pontifications. It’s for the unwitting VIP now drowning in “priority escalations” from leaders who lean on buzzwords like “disruption” while dodging real decisions.
Wear it as your plush protest against the prestige trap, perfect for lounging through late-night reviews or smirking at the suits who think “thought leadership” is a substitute for actual work. This upgraded ode to your accidental ascent turns corporate chaos into a cozy, comical crown.
Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
