ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer Unisex ringer t-shirt
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This unisex ringer t-shirt, inscribed with "ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer," is a whimsical wink to those who willed their way into the warm glow of workstations, only to weather the whirlwind of "win-win scenarios" and "bandwidth assessments" from brass who bandy about big ideas without bothering with the bytes.
It’s for the keyboard knight who grins through "growth hacking" gospels, cherishing the childhood clarity that led to this cubicle crusade – where actual output often orbits the opaque oratory of office overlords. Slip it on for your next "stand-up" and let it silently skewer the superficiality with style.
This lightweight cotton tee features a relaxed fit and contrast trims that give it a retro look. Wear it with jeans, shorts, or joggers for a laid-back everyday look.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer Unisex ringer t-shirt
It’s for the keyboard knight who grins through "growth hacking" gospels, cherishing the childhood clarity that led to this cubicle crusade – where actual output often orbits the opaque oratory of office overlords. Slip it on for your next "stand-up" and let it silently skewer the superficiality with style.
This lightweight cotton tee features a relaxed fit and contrast trims that give it a retro look. Wear it with jeans, shorts, or joggers for a laid-back everyday look.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
