White ringer t-shirt with black trim reading ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer, front view

ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer Ringer T-Shirt

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White ringer t-shirt with black trim reading ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer, front view
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A funny office shirt for the keyboard knight who achieved the dream: "ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer." Childhood clarity, delivered as a retro ringer tee.

Wear it to the next "stand-up" and let it quietly skewer every growth-hacking gospel and "bandwidth assessment."

Gift it for: analysts, engineers, remote workers, accountants in busy season, or anyone whose screen time report is a cry for help.

Details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
  • Yarn diameter: 32 singles
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
  • Imported (garment made in Nicaragua)

Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.

Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails