ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer Garment washed baseball cap
$22.00
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This hat, stitched with the solemn vow "ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer," is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to those who turned playground fantasies into pixelated professions, now chained to the charm of "collaborative platforms" and "cloud-based solutions" peddled by execs who promise paradise but deliver perpetual pings.
It’s for the office oracle who nods along to "digital transformation" diatribes, secretly savoring the irony of aspiring to a life lit by LCD glow while higher-ups hype "hybrid harmony" without ever hitting a hyperlink themselves. Don it during your daily dial-in dramas, a subtle smirk at the suits who spin success stories from spreadsheets alone.
Laid-back and classic, this garment-washed cap brings that perfectly worn-in look from day one. Soft, unstructured, and easy to wear with anything. Adjustable back strap and a comfy cotton sweatband seal the deal.
• 100% cotton
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Soft crown
• Pre-curved visor
• Matching fabric adjustable strap
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China and Myanmar
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s for the office oracle who nods along to "digital transformation" diatribes, secretly savoring the irony of aspiring to a life lit by LCD glow while higher-ups hype "hybrid harmony" without ever hitting a hyperlink themselves. Don it during your daily dial-in dramas, a subtle smirk at the suits who spin success stories from spreadsheets alone.
Laid-back and classic, this garment-washed cap brings that perfectly worn-in look from day one. Soft, unstructured, and easy to wear with anything. Adjustable back strap and a comfy cotton sweatband seal the deal.
• 100% cotton
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Soft crown
• Pre-curved visor
• Matching fabric adjustable strap
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China and Myanmar
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
