Black garment-washed baseball cap reading ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer, front view

ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer Garment-Washed Baseball Cap

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Black garment-washed baseball cap reading ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer, front view
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Order by Dec 9 for Christmas delivery (standard US shipping).

A funny work-from-home hat stitched with the solemn vow "ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be indoors all day on the computer." A tribute to everyone who turned playground fantasies into pixelated professions.

Soft, worn-in from day one, and ideal for daily dial-in dramas and very occasional trips outside.

Gift it for: remote coworkers, analysts and engineers, the friend who "touches grass" twice a year, or Christmas.

Details

  • 100% cotton
  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
  • Soft crown
  • Pre-curved visor
  • Matching fabric adjustable strap
  • Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
  • Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
  • Imported (cap made in China and Myanmar)

Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.

Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails