EBITDA Unisex premium t-shirt
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$30.00
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This premium t-shirt, emblazoned with a stark, unapologetic "EBITDA," is a sly salute to the spreadsheet shamans who summon this sacred acronym in every earnings call, as if sprinkling fairy dust on finances could fend off the folly of actual accountability. It’s for the conference room confidant who nods knowingly when execs extol "enhanced metrics" that mask the mundane, turning tedious talks into triumphs of technicality.
Sport it as your subtle smirk amid the avalanche of "adjusted outlooks," a bold badge for those who see through the smoke of strategic sleight-of-hand, where substance surrenders to the siren song of sanitized stats.
Wrap yourself in comfort with this premium tee. It’s made of 100% combed cotton and has a soft, luxurious feel. The t-shirt’s regular fit and crew neck boast a timeless look. The fabric is pre-shrunk to maintain its size and shape wash after wash. Style it up or down to suit any occasion.
• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 28 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Sport it as your subtle smirk amid the avalanche of "adjusted outlooks," a bold badge for those who see through the smoke of strategic sleight-of-hand, where substance surrenders to the siren song of sanitized stats.
Wrap yourself in comfort with this premium tee. It’s made of 100% combed cotton and has a soft, luxurious feel. The t-shirt’s regular fit and crew neck boast a timeless look. The fabric is pre-shrunk to maintain its size and shape wash after wash. Style it up or down to suit any occasion.
• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 28 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
