Black EBITDA unisex premium t-shirt, front view

EBITDA T-Shirt (Unisex Premium Tee)

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$29.95
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Black EBITDA unisex premium t-shirt, front view

EBITDA T-Shirt (Unisex Premium Tee)

$29.95
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The EBITDA shirt for the spreadsheet shamans who summon the sacred acronym on every earnings call, as if enough add-backs could make anything profitable. Six bold letters: EBITDA. Finance people get it instantly. Everyone else asks, and you get to explain it. At length.

A soft, premium tee and a quiet smirk at every "adjusted outlook."

Gift it for: a new CPA, an accountant's birthday, the finance team Secret Santa, an analyst's first day, investment bankers, or anyone who says "non-GAAP" at dinner.

Details

  • 100% combed cotton
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
  • Yarn diameter: 28 singles
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
  • Ribbed collar
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Imported (garment made in Bangladesh)

Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.

Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails