Corporate Translation desk mat, 12 x 22 in: white spreadsheet-style print titled CORPORATE → ENGLISH with WHAT THEY SAY and WHAT THEY MEAN columns, a red =SUM(PATIENCE) #REF! cell and a black edge

Corporate Translation Desk Mat (12″ × 22″)

$35.95
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Corporate Translation desk mat, 12 x 22 in: white spreadsheet-style print titled CORPORATE → ENGLISH with WHAT THEY SAY and WHAT THEY MEAN columns, a red =SUM(PATIENCE) #REF! cell and a black edge
  • Corporate Translation desk mat, 12 x 22 in: white spreadsheet-style print titled CORPORATE → ENGLISH with WHAT THEY SAY and WHAT THEY MEAN columns, a red =SUM(PATIENCE) #REF! cell and a black edge
  • Corporate Translation desk mat, 12 x 22 in: white spreadsheet-style print titled CORPORATE → ENGLISH with WHAT THEY SAY and WHAT THEY MEAN columns, a red =SUM(PATIENCE) #REF! cell and a black edge
Corporate Translation Desk Mat (12″ × 22″)

Corporate Translation Desk Mat (12″ × 22″)
$35.95
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A funny desk mat that finally translates the office into English. Styled like a spreadsheet and titled CORPORATE → ENGLISH, it lines up WHAT THEY SAY against WHAT THEY MEAN: "Per my last email" means please read the email, a "quick sync" is 45 minutes, no agenda, and "Happy to help!" means I am not happy.

Ten phrases in all, from "circling back" (you ignored me, twice) to "hope this finds you well" (I need something). Over in the mouse zone, one selected cell runs =SUM(PATIENCE) and returns #REF!. Funny for a week, useful for years: it keeps your keyboard, mouse and coffee mug from sliding around.

Gift it for: white elephant (the funny-but-useful gift that gets stolen), Secret Santa, the coworker who signs off "no worries if not," your boss, a new hire's desk, or a remote worker's home-office setup.

Details

  • Size: 12″ × 22″ (30.5 × 55.9 cm)
  • Full-bleed print: white spreadsheet-style design with a black edge
  • 100% polyester top
  • Anti-slip natural rubber base
  • Thickness: 0.12″ (3 mm)
  • Hemmed edges
  • Blank sourced from China

Shipping: Made to order for you. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.

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