Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals. White Glossy Coffee Mug
11 oz
$17.00
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This pristine white mug delivers the softest, most loving devastation: “Bro, are you okay? It’s Q4 and you’ve barely touched your Q1 goals.” printed in merciless black letters that stare back at you with every sip.
It’s the caffeine vessel for the guy who’s been “heads-down on high-impact initiatives” since January while the same three tickets marinate in “In Progress” like a sad science experiment. Hold it during the next all-hands like a mirror nobody asked for, letting the steam rise alongside your quiet resignation while leadership toasts to “strong pipeline velocity.” Glossy, guilt-free, and perfectly sized for drowning whatever’s left of your yearly ambitions.
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s the caffeine vessel for the guy who’s been “heads-down on high-impact initiatives” since January while the same three tickets marinate in “In Progress” like a sad science experiment. Hold it during the next all-hands like a mirror nobody asked for, letting the steam rise alongside your quiet resignation while leadership toasts to “strong pipeline velocity.” Glossy, guilt-free, and perfectly sized for drowning whatever’s left of your yearly ambitions.
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
