Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 unisex classic t-shirt, Maroon, front view

Q4 check-in, 2026

Bro, are you okay? It's Q4.

For the colleague who set eleven Q1 goals and touched none. Soft classic tee, printed to order.

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Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 unisex classic t-shirt, Maroon, front view

Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals. Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Maroon / S
$27.95
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Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 unisex classic t-shirt, Maroon, front view
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Order by Dec 9 for Christmas delivery (standard US shipping).

The funny finance t-shirt for the guy who watched twelve months of "strategic pivots" and "let's park that for next sprint" turn January's bold ambitions into December's polite fiction. It reads: "Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals."

Soft 100% cotton, zero mercy. Wear it under the fleece vest like emotional Kevlar while leadership celebrates "learning velocity."

Gift it for: finance bros, bankers and consultants, a matching team shirt for Q4 close, birthdays, or Christmas. Any size clears free US shipping when paired with a mug.

Details

  • 100% cotton
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Open-end yarn
  • Tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Imported (garment made in Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh or Mexico)

Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.

Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails