Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals. Unisex Classic T-Shirt
Maroon / S
$29.00
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This classic tee hits with the brutal, bro-to-bro wellness check "Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals." (delivered in the same tone you’d use if your buddy just tried to bench the bar with no plates and called it a PR).
It’s for the guy who’s watched twelve months of “strategic pivots,” “resource reallocation,” and “let’s park that for next sprint” turn January’s bold ambitions into December’s polite fiction. Wear it under your hoodie like emotional Kevlar while the leadership team celebrates “learning velocity” instead of actual velocity. Soft fabric, zero mercy.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s for the guy who’s watched twelve months of “strategic pivots,” “resource reallocation,” and “let’s park that for next sprint” turn January’s bold ambitions into December’s polite fiction. Wear it under your hoodie like emotional Kevlar while the leadership team celebrates “learning velocity” instead of actual velocity. Soft fabric, zero mercy.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
