Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals. Dad Hat
$26.50
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This dad hat, quietly embroidered with the soul-crushing check-in "Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals.," is the understated crown for the veteran who’s seen a decade of “stretch goals” stretch into oblivion while leadership keeps discovering new ways to “recalibrate expectations.”
Wear it low over the eyes during the next all-hands, a soft, curved-brim reminder that the only thing we aggressively hit this year was the snooze button on accountability. Comfortable, slightly defeated, and radiating the calm resignation of someone who’s watched the same slide deck age like milk since February.
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Wear it low over the eyes during the next all-hands, a soft, curved-brim reminder that the only thing we aggressively hit this year was the snooze button on accountability. Comfortable, slightly defeated, and radiating the calm resignation of someone who’s watched the same slide deck age like milk since February.
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
