Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals. Dad Hat
$29.95
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Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals. Dad Hat
$29.95
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Order by Dec 9 for Christmas delivery (standard US shipping).
An embroidered dad hat for the finance veteran who has watched a decade of "stretch goals" stretch into oblivion. The low-profile crown carries the soul-crushing check-in "Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals."
Wear it low during the next all-hands. Dad hats aren't just for dads; they're for anyone who has watched the same slide deck age like milk since February.
Gift it for: finance bros, accountants mid-close, a boss with a sense of humor, or Christmas for the guy who's impossible to shop for.
Details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
- Imported (cap made in Vietnam or Bangladesh)
Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.
