Babe, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals. White Glossy Coffee Mug
11 oz
$18.00
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This gleaming white mug drops the tenderest reality check in crisp lettering: “Babe, are you okay? It’s Q4 and you’ve barely touched your Q1 goals.” like a loving intervention served alongside your morning brew.
It’s for the one who’s been “blocked on dependencies” since Presidents’ Day, watching the same OKRs collect dust while leadership keeps discovering new synonyms for “reprioritize.” Cradle it during the daily stand-up like a porcelain hug that also judges you gently, reminding everyone that the only thing we scaled this year was the art of polite postponement. Shiny, savage, and ready to hold whatever coping mechanism gets you to New Year’s reset.
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s for the one who’s been “blocked on dependencies” since Presidents’ Day, watching the same OKRs collect dust while leadership keeps discovering new synonyms for “reprioritize.” Cradle it during the daily stand-up like a porcelain hug that also judges you gently, reminding everyone that the only thing we scaled this year was the art of polite postponement. Shiny, savage, and ready to hold whatever coping mechanism gets you to New Year’s reset.
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
