White v-neck t-shirt reading Live or Die by KPI's, front view

LIVE OR DIE BY KPI'S V-Neck T-Shirt

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White v-neck t-shirt reading Live or Die by KPI's, front view

LIVE OR DIE BY KPI'S V-Neck T-Shirt

$29.95
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A funny KPI shirt for the boardroom boss who bends benchmarks to their will: Live or Die BY KPI's. A witty war cry against wishy-washy wisdom, for anyone who quantifies their conquests.

Turn "touch base" into a takeover, one dashboard at a time.

Gift it for: managers, sales leaders, analysts, a quota-crushing coworker, Boss's Day, or Christmas.

Details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Imported (garment made in Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US)

Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5–9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.

Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails