Total Compensation pizza tee in white: chrome 80s TOTAL COMPENSATION lettering over an airbrushed pizza slice, eagle and neon sunset

Total Compensation: Pizza Tee

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$28.00
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Total Compensation pizza tee in white: chrome 80s TOTAL COMPENSATION lettering over an airbrushed pizza slice, eagle and neon sunset
  • Total Compensation pizza tee in white: chrome 80s TOTAL COMPENSATION lettering over an airbrushed pizza slice, eagle and neon sunset
  • Total Compensation pizza tee in sport grey: chrome 80s TOTAL COMPENSATION lettering over an airbrushed pizza slice, eagle and neon sunset
  • Total Compensation design artwork: chrome TOTAL, neon Compensation script, flying pepperoni slice with eagle over a neon ocean sunset. Paid in full. No equity. No bonus.
  • Total Compensation pizza tee in white: chrome 80s TOTAL COMPENSATION lettering over an airbrushed pizza slice, eagle and neon sunset
  • Total Compensation pizza tee in sport grey: chrome 80s TOTAL COMPENSATION lettering over an airbrushed pizza slice, eagle and neon sunset
  • Total Compensation design artwork: chrome TOTAL, neon Compensation script, flying pepperoni slice with eagle over a neon ocean sunset. Paid in full. No equity. No bonus.
Total Compensation: Pizza Tee

Total Compensation: Pizza Tee
$28.00
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Order by Dec 9 for Christmas delivery (standard US shipping).

HR called it a "total rewards package." It came with pepperoni.

The Total Compensation tee from Office Pizza Party is for anyone whose annual review ended with "we can't do a raise this year, but there's pizza in the break room." Bold serif type, one perfect slice, zero equity.

Gift it for: Boss's Day, the coworker who always grabs two slices, a work anniversary, or your own quiet protest at the next all-hands.

Details

  • 100% cotton classic unisex tee
  • Fabric weight: 5.0 to 5.3 oz/yd² (170 to 180 g/m²)
  • Open-end yarn, tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Shipping: Made to order for you, then delivered in about 5 to 9 business days. Free US shipping on orders of $35 or more.

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