Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals. Snapback Hat
Black
$26.95
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This snapback arrives with the quiet devastation of "Bro, are you okay? It's Q4 and you've barely touched your Q1 goals." stitched dead-center, like a wellness check you never asked for but absolutely deserve.
It’s for the homie who’s been nodding along to “we’ll circle back in Q2” since February, watching the same Jira tickets gather cobwebs while leadership discovers the miracle of “rolling forecasts.” Adjust the snap, pull it low, and let the brim broadcast your silent scream across every stand-up, retro, and “quick sync” that somehow still hasn’t moved the needle. Flat-billed solidarity for anyone whose biggest deliverable this year was disappointment.
This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.
• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
It’s for the homie who’s been nodding along to “we’ll circle back in Q2” since February, watching the same Jira tickets gather cobwebs while leadership discovers the miracle of “rolling forecasts.” Adjust the snap, pull it low, and let the brim broadcast your silent scream across every stand-up, retro, and “quick sync” that somehow still hasn’t moved the needle. Flat-billed solidarity for anyone whose biggest deliverable this year was disappointment.
This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.
• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ⅛-23 ⅝ | 4 ½ | 2 ½ | 7 ⅛ |
