EBITDA Wrapping paper roll
30″×36″
$14.50
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EBITDA Wrapping Paper
Wrap your gifts in the shimmering illusion of financial rigor with this premium wrapping paper plastered in bold, repeating “EBITDA” lettering, because nothing says “I care” like gifting someone the comforting fiction that add-backs can fix anything.
Perfect for the secret Santa who still believes “adjusted earnings” are a personality trait, or for passive-aggressively dressing the bonus envelope that somehow got smaller despite all those “record adjusted profits.” Tear it, tape it, watch the recipient smile politely while quietly wondering if the company’s true gift to the world is creative accounting. Merry non-GAAP season.
Wrap it your way—this premium paper comes in matte or glossy finish with edge-to-edge prints. Choose from 3 sizes and give every gift a personal touch. One-sided print, 90 gsm quality, and ready to stand out.
• 90 gsm fine art paper
• Edge-to-edge design on one side, white reverse
• 3 sizes: 30″ × 36″ (76.2 cm × 91.4 cm), 30″ × 72″ (76.2 cm × 182.9 cm) and 30″ × 180″ (76.2 cm × 457.2 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US
Disclaimer: The product includes a small QR code and white edges at the top and bottom to protect the design from being ripped when removing the tape.
EBITDA Wrapping paper roll
$14.50
Wrap your gifts in the shimmering illusion of financial rigor with this premium wrapping paper plastered in bold, repeating “EBITDA” lettering, because nothing says “I care” like gifting someone the comforting fiction that add-backs can fix anything.
Perfect for the secret Santa who still believes “adjusted earnings” are a personality trait, or for passive-aggressively dressing the bonus envelope that somehow got smaller despite all those “record adjusted profits.” Tear it, tape it, watch the recipient smile politely while quietly wondering if the company’s true gift to the world is creative accounting. Merry non-GAAP season.
Wrap it your way—this premium paper comes in matte or glossy finish with edge-to-edge prints. Choose from 3 sizes and give every gift a personal touch. One-sided print, 90 gsm quality, and ready to stand out.
• 90 gsm fine art paper
• Edge-to-edge design on one side, white reverse
• 3 sizes: 30″ × 36″ (76.2 cm × 91.4 cm), 30″ × 72″ (76.2 cm × 182.9 cm) and 30″ × 180″ (76.2 cm × 457.2 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US
Disclaimer: The product includes a small QR code and white edges at the top and bottom to protect the design from being ripped when removing the tape.
